Search, Santa and sex toys…
NickN| December 1, 2008 9:26 amYeah, thought that title would get your attention.
I spent some time today putting together a Christmas gift list on behalf of my daughter. I’ve been promising various family members I’d get it done for a while now. One of her favorite things is the ‘phone, so I searched on Amazon to see what kind of interesting kids phones they might have.
Go to Amazon and search on “Toy Phone”, I dare you! Or click here if you’re feeling lazy.
Sandwiched cleanly between item 12 (Vtech – Pull & Lights Phone by V Tech) and item 14 (Disney Princess Little Mermaid Interactive Purse Set by CDI Toys) is item 13: Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects by Matt Pagett.
Now I’m sure Matt has mad skills and the book is worth every penny to the right customer but I can honestly say that even my twisted mind had never connected the two before. Kudos to Amazon for broadening my narrow horizons…
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P.s. After being subjected to the “Ariel’s Beginning” DVD, I was pretty convinced that the Little Mermaid was a shallow good-for-nothing hoochie — getting listed after the sex toys just confirms my suspicions…
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