Archive for October, 2007

The Credit Crunch, Entrepreneurism and how GM Card will try to exploit YOU…

NickN| October 23, 2007 10:49 am

Several folks have mentioned that they like hearing about the ups and downs of being an entrepreneur.

So straight from the trenches… here’s a charming tale of just how much GM Card are a bunch usurious, unscrupulous, disingenuous pirates that apparently will try to extort monies from folks if they think they can get away with it.  Allegedly, of course…

My blog, my opinion.  Take it with a grain of salt.  But I have started recording my conversations with them just in case I need it later.  And bear with me, this is a long post.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that the silliness in the sub-prime market has lead to a general tightening of credit for all and sundry.  If, like me and Team Monkey, you’re working to build a startup without a sugar-daddy (or sugar-mommy), chances are quite high that your credit rating is taking a bit of a beating.  In my case, I had squeaky clean credit, but it’s been a busy year.  I got squeezed pretty hard by the housing market decline (Arizona was/is a mess), bought a new car, have moved 3 times in the past year and opened several credit cards/lines of credit (both personal and for the company).  All of which has left my once shiny score looking a bit battered.

Enter GM Card.  I’ve been a card member since 2003.  Thanks to my aforementioned squeaky clean credit, I had a fixed, non-promotional rate of 6.9%.  Pretty darn nice – I can’t even get a home equity loan at that rate.

Back in July, they sent me a letter.  The letter was a notification that they wanted to up my APR to 32.24%, a great example of a usury rate if ever there was one.  In the very small print, there was a note that should I not like this idea, I was free to say so.  The account would be frozen for new purchases, but the existing rate (6.9%) would remain in effect until the balance was paid in full.

Tough decision.  I sent a letter by registered mail expressing my dissatisfaction with their suggestion (I was this close to quoting Cartman) and asking for confirmation that they received my letter.

Fast forward to today.  I get my October statement and sure enough, the APR has been jacked to 32.24%.  I call and speak with “a representative”.  She tells me that (a) they never received my letter, (b) she doubted that they offered me the chance to refuse the rate increase and (c) there was nothing she could do about it.  When I quoted the registered mail tracking number, she changed her tune and suggested that I mail proof to them.  When I pointed out the obvious stupidity of confirming a lost letter by mail, she assured me there was no other way to resolve the problem…  I asked for a supervisor.

At that point the line went bad, apparently on their end.  I couldn’t hear what the supervisor was saying, but apparently they could hear me.  I asked that they call me back.  30 minutes later, I was still waiting and called them to try again.

Anonymous person B answers and I immediately request a supervisor.  Supervisor “Joan” re-iterated most of what anonymous helper A had said before we got cut off.  After I mention phrases like “usury” and “I sent the letter by registered mail, here’s the confirmation from the US Post Office” and “deliberate fabrication of events by GM Card” she relents and tells me that there is a fax number I can send my proof to.

I explain that I’m out of the office and will fax everything she needs within 2 hours. 

One nifty thing about GM Card is that they apparently have NO extension numbers for their phones.  Uh huh.  Riiiight.  I wonder how they call each other?  So I have no way of reaching “Joan” again.  When I point this out, she tells me that she will be there until 7pm and I can just call back and ask for her.

While I was on the phone with “Joan”, “Vanessa” called stating that it was all a big mistake and the problem would all be resolved.  I’m unconvinced.

At 6:40pm, I call back.  No one answers the phone – it just rings.  At 6:45pm I call again.  I’m on hold for 11 minutes before speaking to anonymous person C.  I ask to be connected to “Joan”.  He starts to suggest that he can help me, and I pointedly ask to be put through to “Joan”.  Two minutes later, “Adam” answers the phone. 

I’m recording the call at this point and it doesn’t begin well.  I ask for Joan.  Here are the edited highlights:

Me:    “Can I speak to Joan – she’s aware of the situation as I already talked to her today”

Adam:    “She’s in a whole different part of the world sir. We don’t have a direct line to reach her.  Give me your number and she’ll call you back.”

Me:    “She told me earlier that she couldn’t do that – I had to call in”

Adam:    <silence…>

I explain what’s going on and bring Adam up to speed.

Me:    insert diatribe here… “And what I want from you is (a) a very clear statement that you did receive the letter and the account will revert to the prior interest rate; (b) a written confirmation by fax and mail this week.  Is that something you can do, yes or no?”

Adam:    “err.  No.”

Me:    “Wow.  So what does your magic computer tell you about the status of my account and this bunch of usury extortion bullsh*t from you guys?

Adam:    “Well is does show that Joan is working on this to get it reversed back”

Me:    “Ooh, so there is a Joan.  You can locate her?  She’s in the computer system?  That’s amazing…”

Adam:    “Yeah. No. There’s a Joan.  She left notes on the account.  One thing I can’t advise is if it’s being done… The reason for that is I’m not working it, somebody else is, so…”

Me:    “Oh, so you guys don’t collaborate?  You all live in your own separate cubicles and no-one can do anything when somebody pulls up an account?”

Adam:    “Exactly.  Not only that we have offices all over the world.  She’s not even where I’m at – I’m in Oregon”.

After more baiting, he tells me that he can actually send her an email.  But he has no way to tell me where she works, when she might next be working or how I can reach her. 

I’ll spare you the rest – this is really more therapy for me at this point…

But the moral of this story (apart from the utter stupidity and incompetence that is embedded in GM Card’s customer service structure) is simply this:

If you’re an entrepreneur and you have any dealings with credit card companies, or any other kind of financial institution (and you will), make sure you keep exact copies of ALL of your communications.  Send letters by registered mail, or mail with delivery confirmation.  And keep all of the information together for as long as you maintain the account.  When you close an account, keep the final statement showing zero balance for as long as humanly possible.

Ignore this advice at your peril…and at an APR of 32.24%.

Maybe I’m a Robot Spam Machine…

NickN| October 22, 2007 10:26 am

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m finding the implementation of "Captcha" on some sites to be increasingly painful. 

In case you don’t know, captchas are those little images you run in to that contain skewed text, the idea being that an automated system won’t be able to identify all the characters correctly.  In other words, you have to be a human to get the text right, so captchas help thwart spam-bots.

Here’s one I hit the other day:

Stupid1

Look at this image.  Sure, you can see GA92SU, but there’s a "K" and an "r" and an "I" or two.  The small grey text indicating that you only need to find 6 characters hardly leaps out at you.

Bah humbug.  Grumble grumble.

I think Luis von Ahn (the inventor of Captcha) is a genius.  Luis also invented the ESP Game and gives great Google Talks.

As an aside, he recently launched "Re-Captcha" which combines a traditional captcha with an unrecognized scanned word from a digital archive (currently they are working with the Internet Archive).  When you complete a re-captcha, you are helping digitize previously un-readable fragments of documents.  Current estimates are that re-captchas are digitizing over a MILLION words per day.

Whenever I see captcha examples Luis has created, they are eminently readable.  I just wish folks wouldn’t feel the need to "improve" on his system.  It works.  Leave it alone!

Information R/evolution…

NickN| October 18, 2007 12:14 pm

I guess I’m late to the blog-party on this one, so you may already have seen it.  But this video is a fantastic backgrounder on much of how we see the world of data and information at disruptorMonkey.

The video was created by Michael Wesch, an Assistant Professor of Cultural Anthropology at Kansas State University.  You can find his spot on the web here.

He also created the excellent "The Machine is Us/ing Us" which you can see here, along with a bunch of other thought provoking videos about the impact of information on our lives.

One of Prof. Wesch’s other videos has a great quote by  Marshall McLuhan from 1967:

"Today’s child is bewildered when he enters the 19th century environment that still characterizes the educational establishment where information is scarce but ordered and structured by fragmented, classified patterns, subjects and schedules."

1967!!!  And look at us now.

Thanks to Zack for the heads up — I’m behind on my blog reading and had not seen this yet.

A New Love in My Life…

NickN| October 17, 2007 10:17 am

When I’m brainstorming, I still find paper to be a pretty effective tool. 

Way back in 2001, I read an article in Wired Magazine about a company called Anoto.  The company had developed a rather interesting take on pen based computing: they made special paper.  Seriously. 

What they did was create paper that has tiny dots printed on it.  The dots are set up in such a way that they can provide a precise grid reference within an area of ~2 Million square miles.  They combined that paper with a pen that contains a small camera, allowing instant tracking of the pen’s movements.

Back in 2005, Wired had an article about Leap Frog in which they mentioned the "Fly Pen".  This was a kid-friendly version of the idea from Anoto (with technology licensed from them).

Version 2 of the Fly Pen was recently released, and it’s $75.  You can take a look at the LeapFrog Fly Fusion "Pen Top" computer on Amazon.com.  It’s available from all kinds of high street stores such as Target too.

Logan and I became proud owners of Fly Fusions today, and DAMN it is a slick piece of technology.

Since it’s for actual kids, not adults that didn’t grow up, it comes with a bunch of kid targeted software.  Yes, software.  You access the software by drawing a command. For example, "SP" in a circle activates the Spanish language software.  You can navigate through a menu by tapping above or below the circle, and select menu options by tapping to the right of it.  When the translator is activated, you write a word in English and the pen tells you the Spanish equivalent and will spell it for you.

You can write simple math expressions and it will calculate the results.  There are also additional applications you can buy that add other functionality to the pen, such as statistics, a thesaurus and French language translation.

The pen is worth the money based solely on its ability to  archive your written notes.  Just connect the pen to your PC via a mini-USB port, and you can upload pages of notes to a PC (no Mac support, but Parallels runs it just fine).  From there, you can save a page as an image or convert it to text.  You can even convert it to text with images and send it straight to MS Word.

Here’s a scan of a page of my crummy handwriting:

Scan

The text conversion gets this result:

BEHOLD! THE Power of this Bloc!

As you can see, I have bad hand-
- writing.

Here Is a typical "command":

And you can indicate which part of the page is an image

Very cool!

Here are the results of the "convert to jpeg" option:

Pendemo

And last, but not least, here’s a screen grab of the text plus images combo exported to MS Word:

Word

When you connect the pen to your PC, each page with writing on it is automatically detected and uploaded (uploads from the pen to the PC are very very fast).  And all you need is the pen and a special notepad.

Apparently Anoto have been licensing this technology to a bunch of folks.  So if you’re too much of a snob to carry a big kid pen around, you can go with something more like this

If you’re a big note-taking scribbler like me, you should really check this thing out.

Buckets o’ Startup Weekend…

NickN| October 16, 2007 8:01 pm

Logan and I sat down with Gwen Bell the other day.  She’s currently a local to the RTP area, but has been involved with StartupWeekend since the first event in Boulder, CO.  It sounds as though preparations are well underway.

I know I’ve already posted about the event, but since I am currently stretched too thin to take a pro-active role in organizing the thing, throwing out ideas and opinions here is my attempt to contribute.

I will be there for the whole weekend, and you should consider going too. 

Who the heck else is going to go to something like this?  I have no idea.  But here’s my $0.02 as to who I’d like to see:

1)  Smart enthusiastic folks that are willing to kick some new ideas around for a weekend
2)  People from all disciplines and walks of life (this is not just for software developers)

You don’t have to be an entrepreneur launching your own business.  You don’t even have to want to do that as your day job.  If you’ve got skills a business could use and want to experience building something for the price of a weekend, come on down.

Okay.  I’ll put the soapbox away.

Here are the first ideas that popped in to my head as ideas we could tackle.  There’s been no detailed thought, just some noodling.  Bear in mind that I’m trying to think of things that could actually be done in a weekend…

1)  Zillow for commercial real estate.  How handy would it be to have Zillow-like functionality for office leases etc.  Zoom in to an area and see what people are paying  i.e. some kind of Google Maps mashup.  I’m just not sure where we get the data from.

2)  Tools for a StartupWeekend.  How about a bundled set of tools to roll out a StartupWeekend (or any other kind of intensely collaborative short project).  The idea would be to combine multiple open source apps into an easy to install/setup bundle.

3)  CraigsBuddysList.  Shopping/comparison engine for used goods.  Polls ebay and craigslist to find specific used items…

Just trying to start the wheels spinning.  I gather there will be a forum of some kind set up in the next few weeks — I’ll post the address when I have it.